Major ookies.

Okay, so I'm geting ready for work this morning, bent over the sink to brush my teeth...

There is a spider in my sink. Not a little guy- I have a big, black spider the size if a Mini Cooper in my bathroom sink. It is so large I can see its eyes. And it is looking at me. And then it starts to move. It's coming for me! I can't wash it down the drain- it won't fit! I finally run out of the bathroom, grab a skillet in the kitchen and beat the poor thing to death. And it takes more than one hit. and it seems to be trtying to fight back. Do spiders know Kung fu?

I do not need major ookies like this on a Monday morning.